Santa gets cookies for his hard work, so for Xmas, I’m gifting you this license to make sure us maintainers finally get some sugar, too! I am also hereby licensing all my blog shares under it, mostly so y’all are now legally required to be sweet to me.

SNOWFLAKE PUBLIC LICENSE

Copyright (c) 2025 [Your Name/Handle]

Permission is hereby granted to any person obtaining a copy of this software to deal in it without restriction, including the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, or sell it, provided you are super nice about it.

This permission is strictly subject to the following conditions:

• The above copyright notice and a requirement for unwavering validation shall be included in all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
• Under no circumstances may any user, reviewer, or accidental onlooker judge, criticize, or think mean thoughts about the work of the authors.
• Any bugs or missing features must be treated as charming quirks. If you absolutely must report one, it must be accompanied by a working fix and a sincere apology for being so demanding.
• The authors are sensitive souls and reserve the right to delete everything and move to a remote mountain if the vibes get too heavy.

THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, WHICH IS REALLY THE BEST THE AUTHORS COULD DO. WE ARE NOT LIABLE IF THE CODE EXPLODES YOUR SERVER, OR YOU CHOOSE TO WASTE SLEEP FIGHTING OUR CODE INSTEAD OF DREAMING. COMPLAINING IS FORBIDDEN. BE GRATEFUL WE SHARED THIS AT ALL.